itsdamnfunny:
Worms may have up to 9 hearts.
You can die laughing.
If sharks get upside down they fall into a coma.
Turtles can breathe through their tails.
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Asshole…he’s breaking up with her AGAIN ;_____________; jesus tooo many tears man @jeremylovesbooty(i think thats the bitch’s thingy) you told me this wasn’t a sad drama at all……………………………………. BITCH DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TISSUE BOXES IVE USED…
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pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating its brain…….
the man disemboweling himself was in new jersey and the woman eating her kid’s brain was in texas but A for effort
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using my mom's/dad's money:
im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
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using my money:
$2? maybe that's too much..
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yes i am obsessed but HOW COULD HE END IT???? asdkjhasdkjhasjkdhksdfklf i hate him
AWW WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE
i sort of ship em ;; cause hes a nice guy
jankyass:
beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer
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OH GOD ITS THE KISS SCENE TOO MUCH KISSING AAAAAAAH
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holywhattheshit:
where can i get this
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